My favorite porno is the one where the girl is like, "um, excuse me, mr black man, would you kindly come in and bust up this here chiffarobe for me." and he does but then comes in and busts something else as well ... and then she gets pregnant, and then she tells the town it was rape, and then a courageous white man argues for justice and civil libirties of man and the jury says "not guilty" and then.. I cum.