Dorthy Parker

Dorthy Parker quotes "Brevity is the soul of lingerie" "Tell him I was too fucking busy-- or vice versa." “You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.” "Trapped like a trap in a trap" “Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.” “If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.” "What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme." “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” “The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.” Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne. “I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.”