Monday, March 17, 2014

The one that got away

I was walking home alone the other day, you know like how people do when nobody loves you, and I was thinking, what age did I reach that I no longer became kidnap material. I used to always be worried and I would plan out what I'd do. "(Act out different scenarios people would think)" only I was a kid and didt realize how the world works, so all my plans were predicated on the idea that the kidnapper would have to listen to me  and I could then make my case for why I would be bad kinap material, then he would be like "but you have already seen my face" so then I had two plans, one for if he was when wearing a mask and one if he wasn't. But all this was stupid because, if you've ever seen a kidnapping,  whats the first thing they do, (act out covering over mouth) and iys because, if yhey didn't smart kids would always be outsmarting them. (Act out conversation between two kidnapping pedophiles in "the fish that got away story tones. Ending with "and then he started quoting (outlandish philosophy text) and (theory within the text) just made too much god darn sence. Kidnapper 2 consoles #1 by explaining how its the thrill of the hunt.

transition into when do guys no longer become kindap targets, being a young boy is likek being a girl for kidnap/rape

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