Tuesday, January 21, 2014
people elbow
Monday, January 20, 2014
not kidding
AA
Thursday, January 16, 2014
Pant fear
Alphabet burp
if a kid tells you he can burp the alphabet make him do it it's more painful for you at first but trust me it's worse for him by the end and hopefully he will have learned his, yes I'm sure its boy, lesson
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Boring school
There isnt an epidemic of kids having add there is an epidemic of schools being boring. nobody can maintain my attention for that long I can't even fit in a business meeting for more than an hour without a donut I can barely entertain you guys on the stage for 5 minutes at four and a half now im being generous. The teachers do have an advantage though, they have a bank of knowledge that is infinite to drop on anything they can bring up to entertain these kids but you something that's interesting to every kid in a classroom and fitz within the testing requirements no wonder kids talk in class
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Monday, January 13, 2014
melancholera
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
black women sufferage
Monday, January 6, 2014
letter of complaint
Diet newspaper article
Hardwood floors
Ask the girls if the carpet match the curtains she said yes and asked the same back to me I said no carpets I just got that hardwood
Sunday, January 5, 2014
Bring Back Jared's
Friday, January 3, 2014
Bad Segue
This is my impression of a bad Segway? Jump on mic stand and act out of control Segway to falling off cliff.
So, speaking of death...
Too cool for school, cool in 15 yrs
Find out what's popular in the youth by asking the too cool kids what they don't like
Kill my girlfriend
I can sympathize with serial killers cause I have to break up with my girlfriend, and would it just be easier. Wouldn't that be bett? If instead of braking up, the other person just disappeared? then there's no regrets that you should have gotten back together, no worry of running into her or her friends at the grocery story cause you don't have to cook you own meals anymore (positive sensationalism of prison)
Aquarium Fish
Mad Locals
empty set full
jump
dont know
Edgar Allen poe type short story where a man is in a prison with sheer stonewall from the side the g ate is on the ceiling but the floor is dirt and you can dig. so he digs he continues to dig piling up the dirt on one side digging deeper on the other and tell the slope wont stand but he keeps taking willing to die in pursuit of freedom