Pitiable Pizarro

I want a movie from the perspective of a pitiable member of Pizzaro's army.

Max Happine$$

I try to use money to maximize happiness, mostly my own. A gift costs the same price but creates more happiness.

Vending Machine Companies

Vending Machine company, great way to get product out but underutilized for different products.

Stenographer for a Squirrel

Having ADD is like being a stenographer for a squirrel.

Where is Fancy Bread

What % of geniuses enter which fields by choice? Where is there the least competition. Where is the most innovation being focused.

Grand Education

Am I deluded by the grandeur of education and the prospect of knowledge? Too late now

Aspirations of Outlandishness

I have aspirations of outlandishness. Unlike obsessions about accidentally blurting out something inappropriate and creating compulsions to attempt to stop, I aspire to my obsessions and inaction becomes my compulsion.

Animal theft

Would you feel bad stealing from a squirrel?

Chronic Joint Inflamation

I need MJ for my chronic joint inflammation.

High School

High School represents a extreme of high self efficacy within an extremely limited sphere of influence during a period of predominate low influence within unforeseen horizons.

A Strange Prison Story

A man was sent to prison but prison in the community is atop a tall pillar where the solitary prisoner would live. They could admire the world going on but would be too distant to engage in it. The torture is showing what they are missing. Ironically, the prisoners end up becoming the mot knowledgeable about society and its working and we follow the prisoner going through the revelations of knowledge. He begins almost completely ignorant, smart but untaught to society, born and "raised" in the wild. Things noticed are at first strange to the prisoner but with time to work them out he finds solutions. Sometimes these conclusions are erroneous and sometimes correct by future knowledge or by a re-evaluation of, recent learned knowledge and their potential impacts. Some are never corrected and potentially overlay with the authors conceptions of societal flaws. Beginning with prisoner attempting to shout down but falling on deaf ears.

Static Paradigms

Have you ever come up with an analogy so convincing and persuasive that you are blinded by new knowledge that doesn't fit within the paradigm? Check yo'self.

Likely Rivals

I don't know if I would get a better reaction trolling Gloria Steinem fans with Lil' Wayne or the other way around.

Gloria Stienem

I want to ask Louie C.K. "How can I combine career and family?" in a public setting.