Big bad John but instead it's a story about little john

Remake John malkovich rounders scenes with other board games.

Metaphor corner
Meta 4 corner

Two lists of topics
Let the guest chose one from each column
One column sports/topical one column encyclopedic.

I don't believe it's a good idea in general to script dialogue. It takes a really strong actor to be able to use someone else's words as if they were their own, and/or they need to be very well written to be superior.

A sketch comedy show with kid cast about a baseball team but don't get actors and make it real.
Movies spend so much money to do something real just so they can pretend, just do it for real!

Opera Man the movie

Podcast call in show where number is found only in bathroom stalls or other gurilla method.

Instead of "no pun intended" say "no homo-phone"

tyler the creator plays stepin fetchit

i believe every story needs a beginning middle and end, just not in that order- harmony korine

great american choose your own adventure novel

A character who has only seen one movie but they watch it every day

The ground is the dirtiest place I've ever been and I've never really left.

Most lullaby's are for little kids. I need to fall asleep too! Write me an adult lullaby.

I think we should dig a big deep hole in the middle of the desert and put some ocean in it.

Only take selfies with ice cream cones

River dance not as cool as land dance?

Advertisements from the education department

Ron popeil stilskin

When is it too late to change your name.

My dad told me when he turns 70 he's going to go start going by bob

Children are usually led by the example of the family model where having children is the thing to do.

The way I was raised was that adults should have children. And so was everyone else.

Double breasted blue blazers are for Hungarian's

Arkansas is so unimpressive, their capitol is little rock, they couldn't even get a medium sized rock?

The ground is better than the ocean

When sailors reach land after weeks at sea they kiss the ground.

The main thing I don't like about swimming in the ocean is that you get so wet.
Like maximum wetness.
I mean I went in the ocean this one time, I was soaked.

It's a whole different ground when you're on a boat, gotta get a whole new set of legs. You see, sea legs work on land but land legs don't work that well at sea.
If you have the wrong set of legs when you're at sea, you might vomit.

I had straight A's in school.

Did you graduate from Egg school?

The next late night talk show host should be Elmo or Kermit

I just want to be successful enough that if I'm killed it's considered an assassination

Isn't it crazy that you can pluck a certain length string and communicate the same song as blowing into a certain size tube

If a girl tells you she likes your shoes that means she looked you up and down, inside and out, and that's the only redeeming quality she could find but for some reason she feels obliged to say something

Does the supreme Court have a secret service?
How many supreme Court Justices have been assassinated?

May your ex wife die of stretch marks -loudon wainwright

Go to a friend's house and hide Easter eggs

I think people's names are funny.
To me every movie is a comedy if you wait  long enough.

A giant natural disaster is almost incomprehensible so the part I'm most not looking forward to is the traffic

Westminster people show

I'm not sure who's nerdier, a mathmetition or a regular magician

gene shalit moustache

Why did Kareem not get MVP his rookie year?

What are all the great things about being be a slave owner. + Vs - list

Commercially available mushroom broth.

Tooth mop
instead of brush

What would happen if a country nationalized gymnasiums and made them free to citizens.
What if a state did it, which one would you guess/want.

WHat do I think about Woody Allen? Grover Cleveland did the same thing and I still love eating Baby Ruths

For being "New" Mexico, there's a lot of old Mexicans

Kaliedascope on my gun

Which do you learn for baseball pitching, throw as hard as you can and build accuracy or build speed among a more stable accuracy

Can I sell short on real estate in areas that are going to be devistated by global warming?

When's the next big vilind musician going to come out?

If every time you masterbated you went back in time one day, how would you manage this new life?

The best race is "mixed"