What are all the great things about being be a slave owner. + Vs - list

Commercially available mushroom broth.

Tooth mop
instead of brush

What would happen if a country nationalized gymnasiums and made them free to citizens.
What if a state did it, which one would you guess/want.

WHat do I think about Woody Allen? Grover Cleveland did the same thing and I still love eating Baby Ruths

For being "New" Mexico, there's a lot of old Mexicans

Kaliedascope on my gun

Which do you learn for baseball pitching, throw as hard as you can and build accuracy or build speed among a more stable accuracy

Can I sell short on real estate in areas that are going to be devistated by global warming?

When's the next big vilind musician going to come out?

If every time you masterbated you went back in time one day, how would you manage this new life?

The best race is "mixed"

How many Americans have interracial grandparents?

Ground zero, not a great place to be

"It's nice to be nice to the nice"- Frank Burns MASH

Subway should offer pizza as a bread option.

President of the Lilly guild

Babies prefers mode of transportation is to crawl. Can you imagine if you had to crawl home instead of walk? It hurts my knees just thinking about it.

Measure people's daily stress levels and compare to phone battery levels. Wonder how strong the correlation?

"It's simple, but it's not easy."

"You do it because you can"
-Alfred

I don't like martinis and I don't like coffee but I really like an espresso martini

"A man without a plan is not a man"- Nietzsche

Do the mahi get the treats

T-shirt
A floral print shirt with tea leaves

the sun is cold in the middle like a hot pocket from the microwave

Character has to prove they aren't an imbosile so that they aren't forced to be steralized. "Three generations of imbosilles is enough."
Buck v. Bell

Nba could/should double the number of cities. Look how many colleges sell out stadiums. Smaller towns have stronger dedication.

Interview where people ask me questions about my favorite people always choose someone named James. Jimi Hendrix playing for the JB's would be my dream band. Jim Brown football, LeBron basketball, James Joyce, James Acaster, Jim Morrison.

Throwing a James only party would be fun. Girls don't have to be named James, just the boys.

you'r butt is so white that if you were in a dark room and someone lit a canle across the room and your pants were down, you'd get a sunburn in 15 minutes

A "yes dear" audio button voiced by Sean Clements

Chocolate coated hot tamales, or caramel coat

Pet wrapping paper

If people were like tank fish. How much volume does each person need. And/or area. How much open space how far to travel, how much commute how big of a range.

They say kids lauge 127 times a day but that adults only laugh 11. Is the total amount of time still the same? I understand the intensity is stronger with kids but I'd rather not have to cry 50 times a day as well.

I like the song ghost riders in the sky because I'm fine with ghosts as long as they're not on the ground. I don't like ground ghosts, but in the sky?

Halloween edition of bumping mics where everyone is wearing a costume but with all plants so you can more precise jokes. Tell the plants that they're one of a few plants but don't tell anyone else.

Does the devil exhibit the extremes of sin in his own actions. Is he slothful, wrathful, envious etc

Candy/dessert buffet

"who do I want to live longer, the earth or me" Jordan shaver

How come things that are mature and immature are the same types of comedy

Jim Bridger story on panel show

You know how you're not supposed to rub your eyes when they're itchy. I do it anyways. But then it feels so much worse when you stop that you do it more.
What's that thing that one you stop doing something bad it hurts too much to quit that you keep doing it even though it's bad.

Character who only speaks in music quotes.
not toungue in cheek

Have you ever solved a math puzzle them laughed to yourself?

What kind of comedian would that be?

Star wars counter argument: Say "Luke Skywalker" 50 times

Truth or Dare.
Truth.
What do you look like naked?

A classroom where everyone has different Cuckoo clock wrist watches that are a little off each other timewise. One watch noticibly larger that goes off last and when the watch opens the door opens and a guy in a giant bird costume enters screams cookoo and does a crazy dance

Cup-pies

Do you know the only thing that's better underground? Railroad.

What is the distinction between learning in front of an audience and solo. When you are in front of an audience it forces you to perform. Learning requires mistakes which is less comfortable when visible. BUt when it's visible it's more pressing to address, which makes you learn more effectivly. The feedback is good because of the solutions it provides but bad because it puts you into a non natural state. Ways to overcome... Practice Acknowledge that it's a non natural state and create a character Prioritize maxing comfort and familiarity with being yourself on stage Practice in front of a weak audience and build up.