Just like Heaven

What would you think if you saw Hitler in heaven.

Controlled Fixation

Joy stick: A stick from which joy is derived. a.video game controller b. cigarette c. dick

Ugh zactly?

Ugh zactly

Garden State Isle

I think I might be the only person who has ever checked out of the grocery store with only    Nutella, salsa, pear flavored jelly beans and chicken hearts.

How many purchase combo's are possible and how many have occurred

Garden State Isle

I think I might be the only person who has ever checked out of the grocery store with only    Nutella, salsa, pear flavored jelly beans and chicken hearts.

How many purchase combo's are possible and how many have occurred

Like doing a three point turn on the Titanic

3 in 1

Banana juice 1. Juice made of banana's 2. Juice to put on a banana 3. Semen

Greater than

There's more numbers than...
Fingers on your hand chairs in the room people at my school

Business Camping Trip

Find a house with really high weekend rental potential then live in it on weekdays and go camp on weekends.

Soulja boy was ahead of his time.

I'm the best rapper in "name a place"

How come when people say they are going to do a Jack Nicholson impression instead they do a terrible Ed McManus impression.

I glide like the ghost of Clyde

Homeless voting booth filibuster

Most underrated standup. Sinbad

masks for swimming so you can breath without getting water splashed in your mouth

I had a blind date and she told me to meet her at the hospital...

The Awakenings

awakening to your child's potential: the storys of parents and the moments they start to realize that thier child has mental dissabilities and how different parents deal with that impending realization

what's the best youtube ad

sketch comedy show where the monty python type segue is unqued cartoonish murder

Star Trek framing device for sketch comedy

"god bless you very much"

Everything you don't know is Schroedinger cat, with deliverance from ignorance having positive and negative potentialities

Who said it...
Charlie Sheen or Trump.
"Winning"
"They don't want me to win."

Sieg Heil

The Hitler Salute is one of the greatest greetings of all time. Has any other group or country come up with something similar?

Do Germans make the best game apps

Mark Walhburg hosts antiques roadshow that updates 1990's prices to 2012

Is there any proof that spoilers make you less likely to consume. The metaphor doesn't extend and track.

When analyzing a reflexive response, ask yourself, what am I trying to rationalize or defend. If I am disproportionately on one side than the other, am I attempting to hide irrationality from my consciousness.

The Discontinuation of Wheaties Leave millions of 80 year old men with nothing to eat for breakfast

To a large swath of population, the pokeball is more recognizable than the yin yang

Vicious maliciousness

Foolishness provoked by absurdity

A writing exercise where you think of a thing and the you think of the least likely place it could be, then you try to explain the story of how it came to be

I have more positive dreams when I fall asleep in a confident position, face up with my hands open by my sides

make faces first and then learn the voice of an impression

My nickname s kix. Cause I'm kid tested, mother approved.

The world is chaotic and so am I

what are moments of fun within a game?

"A crisis is not the time to learn new things." -Holly

"Faint hearts never won fair ladies"- Robin Hood

do you ever get scared by the lack of control that you have over other people? Someone you are talking to could just decide, in a moment, to punch you in the face, or announce your biggest secret to the world\

I think my own thoughts are more interesting than others mostly due to topicality

A three way debate about the value of $
$1000

have you ever used the battery cover on your tv remote as a spoon because you didn't want to get up

Kids named Rafi and dreams of banana phones

How does the brain's perception of time change in outer space

meaning requires agreement between communicable properties over symbolic imagery

the reason that we don't have memories before we are 2 is because our memories are not conscious thoughts, you are learning how to chew food, how to move your arms, muscle memories. I bet you still remember how to do those things

movie that quickly tangents into disparate genres. a romantic comedy where all of a sudden the guy gets shot by a sniper and the gril becomes the lead in an action move which then becomes a legal drama