Q:what are your thoughts on Obama's plans to regulate?
A:Regulate what?
Q:He has intention on becoming a regulator!
A:I still dont fully understand
Q:Obama is having talks with the good dr dre about hooking up some of those warren g tracks from the vault and let him spit some verses!
A:Word? I heard he got that flow
Q:You know he spit that fire
A: and i heard he got game.
Q:What?
A:i heard he was gonna take over kenny's spot on inside and sit next to barkley
D:i heard he got a shoe deal with nike
Q:Word?
A:yeah theyre gonna make new air force ones POTUS edition.
Q:Word?
D:I heard he wears a different pair every time he takes a flight
A: i heard he's gonna sign them, send them out to all the cities around the world like jesus' cross

First set, determine audience

I dont know
Ill ask you and come back
Dont commit to an untested paradigm
What do you think about crowdwork
Some like some hate
Tension, energy
Focus redirected
The chosen compared to ideal selves

Bad words
Blasphemy?

Obsenity
The corners of my smile dont turn up all the way unless i hear the word fuck 3 times

vulgarity
Who likes shit, what about rape?
Does anybody like rape jokes? Tough to raise your hand

Remember that you are happy

Chin ho would always lose the tail, why would Dano always put him on the tail! - jeff van gundy

abortion is the worst murder and euthanasia is the best

I dont trust voters in iowa ever sense they voted gopher from the love boat into the house of representatives

Americans are the only people who cant stand racism because they tried to escape thier race and now americans dont have A race. They dont have A culture they dont have An identity. America claims to be a melting pot. When you have too many discordanate ingredients in one pot it doesnt taste very goodgood if America was a color it would be brownish-black blackish Brown and not because of the color of the skin of his people but because that's what happens when you tricolor with too many friends had too many layers of oil pastels you got a blackish brown match that doesn't look like anything

afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted

self anointed

Self-anointing wither means becoming holy or covering yourself in piss.

What is the best one-on-one sport

Its a game of moments

I feel uncomfortable doing my own thing in the context of other people. When I am around others, all of my thoughts and actions are filtered through what they might be thinking.

James, a toiling scientist and his strong willed scientist feonsey Claire, are on an darwinian adventure when their ship is taken over by pirates who kill the defiant captain crew, take what valuables they can, disable the boat and leave the pair of scientists adrift in the ocean. Soon enough, the ship crash lands on a desert isle, teeming with plant and wildlife to eat and to study. Fortunatly the pirates didn't take some key tools to survival or any books/scientific supplies. Claire puts her mind towards practical measures like creating shelture, finding a consistant food source, and figuring out how to get off the island (fire, radio, fix the ship.) James follows Claire's lead but can't keep his mind off of idealistic endeavours. A disagreement over the location for thier new abode leads to James' proposal to make a new law of the land (ala animal farm). Discussion of household duties are legaleezed. Later, the couple hunt and kill their first goat. The mother goat's kid is discovered and remorse is immediate for Claire. They take the goat in and raise it as their own. Claire brings up death as a new law. They promise never to take life. The next day they discover hoofprints in the sand.

Where any day of the week could be the best day of the year

Centaur audience
STEM couples, 18-35, novel readers, new to comics, Athiests.

instead of bolting upright in the middle of the night, I usually sink.

I only enjoy pranking people I don't like. And I like it better when they dont understand the string i am pullin

I can leave my wallet at home and walk perilous streets without worry a girl has no such option

A rumble at the strawberry festivel

the god of all women is famous for being repeatedly cheated on

I was named after the Greek god of rivers, Peneus

A costume isnt for the people looking at it, its for the person wearing it. It hides their exterior to reveal their interior.

Sexy girl sleep over.
Pillow fight begins
One girl grabs sockem boppers.
They all grab sockem boppers

The scariest thing about monsters is the new laws of nature for the monster to exist.
Ghosts, afterlife
Vampires, immortality
Frankenstien, creating life

What happened to jingles

Character sketch
Phinneas gage and his girlfriend
"youve changed"
"youre no longer gage, the gage i knew and fell in love with. Who enjoyed the opera more than stomp.

List medicically substancial yet minimaly significant changes

press button

click until you win, click until your money disappears. click until you're sad

I trained my dog to run toward me, by saying "cum ear" and that's how I developed a fetish for ears

Pampered and ravished

Guy test:
Q: What games can you play with 3 people on a basketball court.
A:21
Q: what are the rules you play by for 21
A:back to 0, put backs, 3 vs free-throw

Q:what is your favorite videogame
A:shooting or sports

Q: what supplies would you need to build a fence
A

Write a diary entry at the end of each day.

Q: e:eggs as r:____
A: Redneck

Are bag-el and bag-ette brother and sister

Thomas Jefferson was pro terrorism. "I hold it that a little rebellion now and then is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical."

Top 5 Biographies: The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt Surely You're joking Mr. Feynman Pimp Walden The Autobiography of P.T. Barnum

Album title: Pimping and Pandering

My new favorite cooking show is called food porn. It's 2 minute show that is only shown in the middle of 4 episodes of Wahlburgers on fyi.

I prefer lynyrd skynard to maya angelou

The objective of comedic acting should be to make the absurd seem more realistic

Jala pino grisio

A list of funny people to name your child after.
Gilgamesh
Rasputin
Tigger
Alvin (the chipmunk)
Bobcat
Kramer

Almost any rapper
Eminem
50
Twista
Trinidad
Timbaland
Biz
Swizz

Well thats the darndest thing since a pair of socks

China needs to go to war to even their gender ratio's out.

how did bob dylan get out of the mobile in the first place, for him to get trapped in it again?

Women think the gift of life is a power they posses, it is also a responsibility, an obligation, guys don't have a paternal clock. If you look at equations that determine population growth, the number of guys is not a factor. It doesn't matter if there is a billion guys, if there's only 7 girls... you're population is gonna grow at the same rate as if there was 1 guy and 7 girls.

Who buys "plus" gasoline?

There are people that I want to behave as I suspect them to, and there are people whom I love to be surprised by.

How has Bob Dylan's perspective on "the changing and passing over time" changed over time? How have his songs changed to him purely through perspective shift

people don't wear seat belts because they don't want to be reminded that that they could crash Like when Luke took a philosophy class. He didn't like philosophy because in class they were debating if not you would still be yourself if you died in a crazy motorcycle accident and had to get a new body. He used to want a motorcycle but now he doesn't.

3d magic eye video