Amish character who turns 18 in 2080. The reader learns about the future through innocent ignorant eyes.

Name your daughter "Mom" and it will be more difficult for boys to think of her sexually... or she'll marry a Pavlovian pervert

ask politicans at debates to compare and contrast two distinct stances on an issue. not looking for thier opinion but thier rational ability

As the ability to answer questions becomes ubiquitous, the ability to ask questions becomes increasingly pertinent.
"specific knowledge is the cheapest ........" napoleon hill

tracy morgan "legendary"

ghengis kublai and james caan

In what ways are these activities different? Reading something you wrote, Reading something someone else wrote

Im on the red tie team

Gouverneur Morris would support trump. Businessmen should be the politicians because they run the country anyway so at least it would be more in the open.

God is Great, God is Good; Let us thank Him for our food allahu akbar allahu good, let us thank him for our food

mcleary supreme court case stranger article update

What you choose to say that appears to be an attempt to convince another is actually a projection of your own insecurities. You are justifying, rationalizing and reinforcing your own opinions to yourself.

I am virulently in favor of semitism

write a bill burr "no sympathy" bit

how many blind people are deaf? vise versa?

floor lights vs ceiling lights

what do I need a fit bit for? I can get walkamatic for a $1 out of the back of a comic book

funny storytelling=standup. what if the objective were a slightly different emotion

i used to work for comcast but they fucked me so to get them back, I kept my id number and i can reconfiure like 30% of peoples accounts so that they pay less. Come see me on one of my buddies and we'll see if we can hook you up and fuck over comcast.

pitching bad sketches jake and amir style

Mr rogers visits a rap studio. everyone is cordial but uses rap lingo.

what would life be like if you lived by an Apophatic theology

charles barkley "interesting"

ask tj miller what he thinks about Gaulier's thought that the ideal performance for a bouffon would be one in which the audience was wildly entertained, went home, realized that their lives were meaningless and committed suicide.

the curry effect. number of long 3's taken during ncaa tourney compared to historic rates

bracket where calling upsets is worth double

emogi's used by passengers of 911...

Elvis sings Mr. Rogers

are most people good or bad? go up to 10 people on the street and ask them for the time

Erotic stories for the blind. Traditional porn doesn't work for the blind, neither do visual descriptors.

Tosh.0 for hbo or netflix. Any video goes

#1 1-2 punch: "rock bottom" to "people's elbow"

Person, place or thing? Arent people and places "things". Thing is the least descriptive word in the english language.

mail man vs male lady

cant cant I cant do the cant cant I can't do the can't cant, not I can't Now with a cockney accent!

whenever there's a war, girls' clothing gets less material

a pencil thin van dyke like galliano

I'm bringing back the bustle

the truth is whatever I can get you to believe it is

Hi haters

you know what kanye said 50 said

if you reading a written rhyme, you didn't work on it hard enough. you didn't work on it as hard as you could

reverse bosom buddies

god damnation

damn is short for damnation

My brother used to butter both sides of the bread. My mother used to work under cover for the feds

nike should sign obama #airforce1

I dont know who I am but people seem to like the facade, maybe I do too

Callipygous

As a dog will recognize its master in any clothes, I see god in every living thing

The figurehead doesn't steer the boat or give it power, but it breaks the waves of opposition. this is why I think trump will be an effective leader. he can be passionate and confident in whatever direction is chosen for him. This is why Donald Trump will be a good president.

"I love working with the handicapped..." is just as bigoted and descriminatory as "I hate working with the handicapped."