Christian comedy is an open market, also business

12 angry men/expendables

movie like expendables but with all old tough silent guy actors, philip baker hall, rip torn, clint eastwood, christopher walken, sean connery, robert duvall, gene hackman, tommy lee jones, denzel washington, nick cage,

Old guy actor as child actors

dog seat

what would be the most ergonomic car seat for a dog

TOpic to expand: the way dads hide ignorance from their children, what is the most responsible perspective? give an example of action for dads

i tried to get into nursing but I guess there's more to it than just sucking on tits

memory

how many people here have farted today? What? You don't remember?

My stand us style should be the most different basis tangents I can pull. Be know for quick disperate perspectives

I don't understand how people can have a child before they experience their own personal existential crisis.

I want to make a stand up special with cuts to an audience not laughing

stanford prison

if you could prove that the prison system is inherently cruel(exe zimbardo), how would our justice system be forced to change?

if i had $1,000,000

inspire different high class brand than current rap schemas. exe rolls to a austin martin (define next level personalized swag, how I would flaunt money) go to nebighorhood and buy shit for kids etc.) chorus involves being rich but showing extreme flashes of subtly, matching video

7

7 deadly sins 7 song album providing empathitic perspective to those who have fallen to wicked deeds revealing forgivness is always possible

the internets taking away all our good streetcorner bootlegging jobs

Why don't we design book covers that allow us to judge books, at least on a basic level like age or genra.

If you could be stuck as one age forever, which would you choose?

Eugene v debbs

As long as there is a a lower class I am in it as long as there is a criminal element I am of it as long as there's a soul in prison I am NOT free

visible for a second

as i walk through the city i am invisible, crossing pathe of thousands and insantly forgotten, invisible two seconds ago

juneau?

dumb italian trying to solve a crossword puzzle at a bar? Yo, the capital of alaska who knows it? Juneau? Juneau? Juneau, the capitol of Alaska. He buddy, Juneau, juneau? The capitol of Alaska! come on, who knows it. ok, starts with a j, its got (count on fingers) 6 letters, starts with a j, juneau, juneau, come one someone's gotta know this we aint all dumb guys over here, juneau? (continue until every person has been asked)

white male

Im a racist, im also a sexist, which basically means im a white male. You know how children don't know not to point at people and call them fat or stare at a chick with big tits. being a man is like being a child. have you ever seen a guy on the street do a catcall. (example) and how does the girl respond, (you sexist pig!). and she's right but what she doesn't understand is that every guy in the world is a sexist pig. Just like how we all have that inner child who wants to run around the candy store, every guy has a sexist inner child. But there's two ways to learn how to grow, punishment and reward. girls, have you ever not give a little something to your man as punishment for not doing something earlier in the day. You aren't changing who he is, you are just making him be what he's not.

sarah mclachlan

have you heard about the new sarah mclachlan commercials? the ones that try to get you to donate money by sing a sad song an showing pictures of abused animals? well it looks like she extended her efforts to now include abused women, its a combo charity, pictures of dogs and women who were abused.

peanuts

i have a packing peanut allery, I can't use anything that has been shipped.

more land

Problems with the world's design if supposed to be built for humans: too much water. I mean 75% here's an idea, how about more land!? and none of that ice shit up north either that doesn't count, im talkin throw an extra couple islands in the bahamas.

i believe in...

I believe in god, just not the god that any of you fools are buying into

why don't they make food that's good for you taste good, where did those evolutionary channels cross paths?

cursed that all of your dreams come true

rediculous king perspectve. exe. if they don't have bread then why don't they just eat cake?

fly wars

a short story that starts off like the metamorphisis but after becoming a fly, use superio intellect to incite rebellion.

adam sandler

make a website called awesomeo.com that is a random movie plot idea always involving adam sandler.

a short story that starts off like the metamorphisis

my favorite song in the world used to be the ice cream truck, but then one time i met a guy who told me that was his job for 4 years and now he doesn't have a summer memory without it playing in the background so now i have mixed feelings about a song that use to symbolize pure goodness

what is the ignorant perspective? -saying no is an excuse to remain ignorant

do you like good food? you do? darn it, i had a bet going, i thought you liked bad food. like good news for people who like bad news

what would heaven actually have to be for you to be able to enjoy it forever, it would require you to not maintaion a constant perspective

you have to be able to sympathize with the people you hate, cause when you understand someone's motivation its easy to see yourself making the same mistakes.

(racist bit about black women being the strongest race) black women are the reason slavery ended, if you saw lincoln, why did Tommy Lee fight so hard to get slaves free? Cause he had a black woman behind the scenes pulling the strings. Once they got that they still had to put all them weak white woman on their back to get universal sufferage

pop rocks

what's you favorite candy -crowd work based on what candies are better than others similar to dinasour bit.

hunger

i'm sorry, am i making anyone hungry? Well that's ok, I'm making myself less hungry.

duh

in order to change my opinion i just need to hear my perspective reflected back to me by someone stupid and i immediatly begin to disagree.

grass

how much grass would you have to eat in proportion to different animals. What would be the most efficient digestional system? (Photosynehtis)

politeness

-it is not polite to know too much -is the middle ground present between all classes? -life goal, make philisophy polite to discuss -why are money religion and politics sterotypically impolite topis? (a tool of those on top to mantain opression)

memory

memory -accessed through motivation -semantic vs episodic relies on context -synsethetics have extra strong memories

smore core

smore core

what have you made with your hand that's paid you a grand

my favorite candy is pop rocks, more foods should have that effect.

stud

i think calling a girl a slut is equal to calling a guy a stud so its fine that i use it

no choke

what i wrote down flows louder than a smoke cloud, id choke but don't know how

hold up

I don't like asking people I've just met about their lives and who they are, lets just discuss random topics and see how you hold up in conversation before I decide to get emotionally invested in your life story