Lebron converts to Judeasim to hide bald spot

Could I pull of a yamika? Is this bad cultural appropriation?

Cat allergies are twice as common as dog

Premise: Have you ever been wrong?

What if the free throw was moved back like extra point kicks.

Implications?

How much time does it take to learn to shoot 70% free throws

A world where people can only dies during one season.

Tie your dick up like a marionette and have it dance in music videos

"I only did meth one... night"

The older I get the harder it is to tell kids ages apart. I understand octogenarian pedophile

My dick is thicker than a snicker bar, but so are most people's so that's not really saying much.

We should space race china

Write a Charlie Parker movie for Jim Carrey

The first time I flew in a plane, I never had such potential

Josh Jacob's junglehimer schmitt

Every chair is a rocking chair if im sitting in it. Except bean bag chairs, those become rolling chairs

I'm gonna ride you To the top of left-of-center

I bet you check your eggs before you buy em. Roasted

A bit where I compare apples and oranges

"Greek Tragedy" 

An opening theme song for an Oedipious action tv show with the theme song being a parody of "Tragedy" by BeeGees. (After his eyes are out)

Tragedy!

When you marry your mom and stab out your eyes

I like you because you like me the same way that I like myself.

I got rid of my gun at the perfect time, a week before I needed it.

Ciattica!!!!!

Mexican Halloween they only get chicklets and Mongo's dipped in chili powder

Jesus was black but Mary was white

Podcast that only reports Whit basketball news

If Darrell morrey had Kareem the NBA would all be shooting mid range

Holiday comedian

Barber Anne

Someone who doesn't believe in violence then sees violence and thinks it's a miracle

Market gay porn as extreme gay chicken 

Kanye west anderson

"Grandma's Wedding" starring your real grandma

If you order milk at a restaurant, Lucy you got som splainin to do.

What's colder, the North Pole or the south Pole. You think down is cold cause hot air rises but what about the tops of mountains

Have you seen Flintstones vitamins recently? I can hardly tell Fred from Barney

I'm surprised some of these terrible last names haven't died out

People are funniest in a same room sleep over with friends and you're supposed to go to sleep

You can only drink milk at home

I don't believe in weeds. All plants are good.

Space age technology is really old

Follow god remix with lightbright

I'm fancy. I only pee in the toilet

never seriously considered that I was autistic, until I got one of those blankets. and I was like, this feels too good, like being on a jackhammer, or leaning into a hot tub jet on one spot for too long. you get addicted immediately or rubbing your eyes, I know your not supposed to but it feels so good and once you start you can't stop

Movie moments that made me cry:

"They do move in herds"- Jurassic Park

14 inch rulers aled to12 for dick measure

Tyler the Creator is the hip hop Liberace

Bai Bai Bai

Thai backstreet boys

Reno:vomit from turbulence:: New York: Statue of liberty

Parody rap

Poop flower change going to the bathroom

Juliet socks

Occidental