"He had the tenacious sanity of the slightly mad"- Moneyball

How did Trex masterbate. Can't reach

I'm a rude gold word machine

If you could play d&d with any character you want, not just fantasy characters.
What if I could be a 1940's professor from Hebrew university
Or Bruce durn from that John Wayne movie "The cowboys"

I saw this fly earlier today, you'd never guess what it was doing

I don't want to see a movie where the main character is less interesting than the actor who is playing them.

Halcyon Nights, parody of hollywood nights (bob seger)

Vern fonk

Only injured on defense

I drink a lot of water because I like to pee

Bugsy Malone for other movie styles

Shoeless Joe's Jackson but for other sports. Shoeless Joe's Johnson the downhill skiier

Herb wall

Pete Townsend finally finished his project that he was researching for

Kyrie marberry article

Animal House movie ending for every movie

Am I racist because my favorite team is Gonzaga?

Every scorcesee directors cut just has gimmie shelter soundtrack on repeat

The higher you jump up the further you come back down

The orchidometer said I was 20 cc's

Figure out Apex Mt for 100 actors/tresses

Big bad John but instead it's a story about little john

Remake John malkovich rounders scenes with other board games.

Metaphor corner
Meta 4 corner

Two lists of topics
Let the guest chose one from each column
One column sports/topical one column encyclopedic.

I don't believe it's a good idea in general to script dialogue. It takes a really strong actor to be able to use someone else's words as if they were their own, and/or they need to be very well written to be superior.

A sketch comedy show with kid cast about a baseball team but don't get actors and make it real.
Movies spend so much money to do something real just so they can pretend, just do it for real!

Opera Man the movie

Podcast call in show where number is found only in bathroom stalls or other gurilla method.

Instead of "no pun intended" say "no homo-phone"

tyler the creator plays stepin fetchit

i believe every story needs a beginning middle and end, just not in that order- harmony korine

great american choose your own adventure novel

A character who has only seen one movie but they watch it every day

The ground is the dirtiest place I've ever been and I've never really left.

Most lullaby's are for little kids. I need to fall asleep too! Write me an adult lullaby.

I think we should dig a big deep hole in the middle of the desert and put some ocean in it.

Only take selfies with ice cream cones

River dance not as cool as land dance?

Advertisements from the education department

Ron popeil stilskin

When is it too late to change your name.

My dad told me when he turns 70 he's going to go start going by bob

Children are usually led by the example of the family model where having children is the thing to do.

The way I was raised was that adults should have children. And so was everyone else.

Double breasted blue blazers are for Hungarian's

Arkansas is so unimpressive, their capitol is little rock, they couldn't even get a medium sized rock?

The ground is better than the ocean

When sailors reach land after weeks at sea they kiss the ground.

The main thing I don't like about swimming in the ocean is that you get so wet.
Like maximum wetness.
I mean I went in the ocean this one time, I was soaked.

It's a whole different ground when you're on a boat, gotta get a whole new set of legs. You see, sea legs work on land but land legs don't work that well at sea.
If you have the wrong set of legs when you're at sea, you might vomit.

I had straight A's in school.

Did you graduate from Egg school?

The next late night talk show host should be Elmo or Kermit

I just want to be successful enough that if I'm killed it's considered an assassination

Isn't it crazy that you can pluck a certain length string and communicate the same song as blowing into a certain size tube

If a girl tells you she likes your shoes that means she looked you up and down, inside and out, and that's the only redeeming quality she could find but for some reason she feels obliged to say something