What are the consequences of appeasement?  Just as Nevil Chamberlain. Fuckin Hitler. Never give an inch.

Diagramming sentences with Virginia wolf

Whenever a guy says "the wings are actually pretty good" when talking about Hooters, he has to accompany it with raised shoulders

do I believe in one god the father and the almighty creator of heaven and earth? No. Do I believe that Jesus was one of the great moral philisophers and I think about his teachings every day? Then yes. Do I also think about the teachings of Socrates, Camus and Barney the DInasaour every day? Yes

Doug would rather be shot than play an NFL game

NFL waterboy takes his work home with him, squirts water in wife's mouth when watching a movie

Router bit for led strip hidden in backing

Peanut butter mayo and lettuce sandwich

Return of the sockeye

This comic got me hooked like I'm a rainbow trout and it's a purple wholly bugger. Like I'm a steelhead and it's a downrigger with a 2 foot flasher.

If the video poker machines didn't make so much noise a casino would be easily quiet. Rows and rows of people silent in front of screens. No social interaction or communication. A thousand people playing video poker and three silent blackjack players.

Locals play video poker. The casino up the street is for people from out of town. On a Monday at noon, the security guard at the entrance knows almost everyone there.

Worst songs to hear in the bathroom of a casino during a moment of sobriety:

Video of people's faces as they leave a casino. Interviews at the busstop

My least favorite end to a sentence is "and why" because it just turned a 5 second question into a minute and a half.

It means you have to respond in full sentences which means at least five words.

I used to copy the sentence format all the way down the paper.

How many people would number all the homework problems on the side of the paper before you started solving. Just so you could convince yourself that you were working without having to think.

Example homework problems with "and why"

What in your life is absurd. You can't understand why the world doesn't play by logical rules?

All stimuli is discomfort. Comforts are familiar and dulled stimuli

The wood right shop termite infestation

deflection

A: What have you been up to? B: Oh, I've been thinking about deflection and how I try to talk about others to avoid the anxiety of talking about myself. How about you?

All political media is biased because they know about politics. the average person does not. the media can not represent the people because they know more than the people do

How do you look someone in the eyes. I only know how to look into one or the other. When someone asks me to look them in the eyes and tell the truth, it looks like I have shifty eyes.

what side of the bed is it more frequent for husbands or wives to sleep on

Imagine if there was only one website. Analogy to Bible

Indulgence is the key to unhappiness

the president trump reminds me of the most would probably be, jefferson... davis

Looking at the mirror at the distance that makes your head appear actual size.

Marred in controversy

bill marr

Marred in controversy

bill marr

Mothership Rich

sketch snooty glass art gallery that sells fancy bongs to rich stoners but ignores other clientele

Malcolm was killed by black people Martin by white people

Sounds Like

Neal Brennan and Patrick Walsh sound exactly the same

Same with Stan Ellsworth and John Goodman

"The Post Modern Yankee Workshop"

"The Real Ogee" (router bit)

"The Real Ogee" (router bit)

James Brown's original name was James White but he changed it for the industry

would you rather be mentally handicapped, mentally disabled, or mentally retarded?

Reason for companionship: For someone to be on the same side of the glass with.

A book about antiques will never be obsolete

Its actually very simple Midevivel comes after Renaissance and then it's organized by color and size

That's deliciously tacky

In improv say that the other person said great things about you so they have to agree.

Key and Peele antique roadshow black memorabilia. Held back nerdy black enthusiasm.

I understand why ship owners did not want women aboard their vessels. It's sexist and I think the vast majority of people would say that it was a good financial decision. How did sailors fall in love with the sea. Like a rolling stone it does not care for moss and feels unfulfilled unless moving forward.

Euclid originally defined a point as "that which has no part."

Yet, it is present and significant in every dimension.

A triangle has 5 sides, the hypotenuse, the opposite side, the adjacent side, the inside and the outside.

A circle has infinite sides or 2 sides

Trump decides to make a new monument like Rushmore or the statue of liberty. When are the recent "wonders of the world"

when someone asks you a boring question, just answer a more interesting question as if you misheard

How come i've never seen anything about what you are supposed to be thinking while exercising?

Why would you pledge allegiance to an inanimate object? IF you are pledging to it as a symbol then you wouldn't have to say that yo additionally support the republic that it is a symbol for.

If you enjoy "getting better" it's something you can do all day and in every moment. This, plus it's long term investment value, makes it one of the more ideal things to want to enjoy.
If I enjoy getting stronger, I can enjoy any moment by finding a way to get stronger at something in that moment

That's my night time vacuum

American Peep show with Joe machi and sam morril