Centaur audience
STEM couples, 18-35, novel readers, new to comics, Athiests.

instead of bolting upright in the middle of the night, I usually sink.

I only enjoy pranking people I don't like. And I like it better when they dont understand the string i am pullin

I can leave my wallet at home and walk perilous streets without worry a girl has no such option

A rumble at the strawberry festivel

the god of all women is famous for being repeatedly cheated on

I was named after the Greek god of rivers, Peneus

A costume isnt for the people looking at it, its for the person wearing it. It hides their exterior to reveal their interior.

Sexy girl sleep over.
Pillow fight begins
One girl grabs sockem boppers.
They all grab sockem boppers

The scariest thing about monsters is the new laws of nature for the monster to exist.
Ghosts, afterlife
Vampires, immortality
Frankenstien, creating life

What happened to jingles

Character sketch
Phinneas gage and his girlfriend
"youve changed"
"youre no longer gage, the gage i knew and fell in love with. Who enjoyed the opera more than stomp.

List medicically substancial yet minimaly significant changes

press button

click until you win, click until your money disappears. click until you're sad

I trained my dog to run toward me, by saying "cum ear" and that's how I developed a fetish for ears

Pampered and ravished

Guy test:
Q: What games can you play with 3 people on a basketball court.
A:21
Q: what are the rules you play by for 21
A:back to 0, put backs, 3 vs free-throw

Q:what is your favorite videogame
A:shooting or sports

Q: what supplies would you need to build a fence
A

Write a diary entry at the end of each day.

Q: e:eggs as r:____
A: Redneck

Are bag-el and bag-ette brother and sister

Thomas Jefferson was pro terrorism. "I hold it that a little rebellion now and then is a good thing, and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical."

Top 5 Biographies: The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt Surely You're joking Mr. Feynman Pimp Walden The Autobiography of P.T. Barnum

Album title: Pimping and Pandering

My new favorite cooking show is called food porn. It's 2 minute show that is only shown in the middle of 4 episodes of Wahlburgers on fyi.

I prefer lynyrd skynard to maya angelou

The objective of comedic acting should be to make the absurd seem more realistic

Jala pino grisio

A list of funny people to name your child after.
Gilgamesh
Rasputin
Tigger
Alvin (the chipmunk)
Bobcat
Kramer

Almost any rapper
Eminem
50
Twista
Trinidad
Timbaland
Biz
Swizz

Well thats the darndest thing since a pair of socks

China needs to go to war to even their gender ratio's out.

how did bob dylan get out of the mobile in the first place, for him to get trapped in it again?

Women think the gift of life is a power they posses, it is also a responsibility, an obligation, guys don't have a paternal clock. If you look at equations that determine population growth, the number of guys is not a factor. It doesn't matter if there is a billion guys, if there's only 7 girls... you're population is gonna grow at the same rate as if there was 1 guy and 7 girls.

Who buys "plus" gasoline?

There are people that I want to behave as I suspect them to, and there are people whom I love to be surprised by.

How has Bob Dylan's perspective on "the changing and passing over time" changed over time? How have his songs changed to him purely through perspective shift

people don't wear seat belts because they don't want to be reminded that that they could crash Like when Luke took a philosophy class. He didn't like philosophy because in class they were debating if not you would still be yourself if you died in a crazy motorcycle accident and had to get a new body. He used to want a motorcycle but now he doesn't.

3d magic eye video

"Where black is the color and none is the number, I met a young girl. She gave me a rainbow." - Bob Dylan

The reason there is such a tradition of jewish comedians is because jews are smarter than normal humans so they seek out more mentally stimulating entertainment than the hammer and bell that most of society leaps at.

What is the most intellectual mainstream? Depth x breadth
Computer nerds?
Engineers?
New Yorker subscribers?
Millionaires?
NPR listeners > 1h/w?
Jews?

Conservative abortion stance should be limited government involvement which is my opinion even though i personally believe it is morally wrong I believe people are entitled and should form their own morality.

People who think it is morally right to perform abortions because it is better for society, better for the potential guardians, and that child is spared a wretched life, shouldn't they also then logically believe in the death penalty for criminals serving life sentences.

Get mimi an outfit made from rice burlap sack

What were the Vegas odds on assassination for each presidential term

Louie and Cosby were #2 and #1 stand-ups in my mind at 20, because they were both the best at understanding children and using silence. Louie does a kids say the darnedest things tour, it can be serious Shoot it like "Todd Barry's Crowd Work Tour""Chris Rock- Kill The Messenger" with as much variation in kids and venues as possible

Im glad im not french or italian or people would know that Im drunk all the time. Thats probably why they kiss on the cheek as a hello. Typical italian mother, loving yet suspicious

When did superman ever "bound"? Doesn't he always fly?

"Things that put hair on your chest." - My grandfather Eating bread crust, Chopping wood, Whiskey, Watching hockey, Waking up early, Taking cold showers, Playing outside, Eating Wheaties with Cream, Shooting a gun, Sun on your back, Carrying heavy things.

Whiskey

Whiskey is a good name for a cat

when you are an adult you can buy a balloon at any time. Young children are baffled that this ability is not more frequently exercised. What if I walked around with a balloon all the time? What if I tied it to my back belt loop so it would float behind my head and then I would pretend I didn't know it was there.

All of a sudden I felt like I just got 3rd in the 200 in 68

Even in "Beach Boy", idealized america, there were still fights at the football game. "Some loud bragger tried to put me down. He said his school was great!"