"There are no differences but differences of degree between different degrees of difference and no difference." william james

Album name, hidden in infinity.

try a set only asking the audience questions making assumptions about their answers direction

agreeing is boring i dont like it when people agree with me, ill switch sides just because i refuse to preach to the chior

i like interrupting diatribes, because i like to undercut premises

i don't pay taxes, because i don't negotiate with those who don't negotiate with terrorists

sax players look like they are good dancers but if you take away the sax part they look ridiculous

walk barefoot at night in the city to train confidance in vulnerability

one does not hide in the shadows with confidence

what are questions that can immediatly open, to me, an origional interesting conversation, that the other person wouldn't feel too out of their own wheelhouse and is intersting to them

cosby conducting

to all my friends on shore cosby soundtrack

"life before death on stage"

Plosives

The present pressence of the presidnnt presents a pleasent  present to the peasents

Press

The present presents a present(gift) of presence. Pressicience

Ambulance written backward thinks its clever, but does it need to be there at all. Before that they were getting confused with ice cream trucks. "that ice cream truck sure is driving aggressive, and what's that new song the're playing? I liked it better when they played camp-town ladies. Now wait a second, "looks in rear view mirror"

nickel what!?

cannonball

is it cannibalism if you eat something that just ate your friend

nigh

a nihilist at night is the perfect location. not on a scale of light to dark, but the absense of light, we think of the sun as the grand illuminator but in fact coulds our vision of the limitlessness of the stars and the cosmic perspective of how insinifcat we are feeds the nightlists mind and as a constant reminder above the horizon.

calm to fear

capture the flag at night miscommunication fleeting chased. safe makes turn to harm then makes hard turn back to harmless

tim buck

i adopted two boys from timbucktu, it cost me ten bucks for the two of them, they are both named tim and my last name is buck so to not get mixed up i caal the older one tim buck one and the older one tim buck also (repeat with variations never hitting the timbuck too or two line) -

juneau 2

1 down alaska capital=juneau 1 across michael cera's knocked up= juno 2 down rick ross date rape=uoeno

ask people how many kids mlk had to see if they really know mlk's i had a dream speech (it is the very next word after the most well know "i had a dream") (I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.)

a sarcastic tone for longer phrases: talk in the cadence you would to a baby.

i went to a therapist, that shit is bullshit, she's all like,"hey you know that thing you're doing? that thing that's bad, how bout we try not doin that ok? How's that sound" and i'm like "Oh! ya know I never thought about it that way. It never even crossed my mind, that thing I do, the bad thing, its bad for me. I never thought of it that way before. "

How would you create an association to lobby against excessive divorse settlements
The funding and membership would be easy. Members would have solidarity and focus. Design like nra.

Why are prisons not considered a cruel punishment?

when you lose an audience with the premise, instead of retreating go deeper

You can probably tell by how comfortable i look that I spent a lot of time on sage, as day trader on the herbal market. Im gonna make a killing when it turns from to  season to  season

Sometimes i like to whisper the end of my jokes so when only a few people are laughing it sounds like they are laughing extra hard.

the underdog polo story, a movie of the first black polo player

how was classical music so complex, there could be very limited avid listeners before music could be recorded

you never hear whistling anymore because music is ubiquitous, back in the day if you wanted to listen to music while you were out you had to be able to perform it and know all the parts

You know how back in the day people when it rained they used to think it was the gods crying and now we look back on them folk who  simple and figure out but isn't the concept of god moret  difficult than understanding the water cycle i mean Im pretty sure its three steps and Im pretty sure i could figure out that the lake gets lower when its hot out  and it rains when there's clouds on the sky... understanding god is like, 6 steps, at least

Commercial from the perspective of an illegal Mexican who is pained that he can pay taxes because the immigration office is a bottleneck. Please let me pay taxes to help pay my keep for the great services that make American great

Sitcom about Dr vinnie boombats

You ever be talking and all of a sudden you realize you about to say a word that you don't really know what it means but maybe you head somebody say it in line at the grocery store and...
and if you ain't quick enough you ether gamble and hope your instincts were right or you stand there looking dumb cause you takin a minute to get a word out you be like i was walking to the ... Char.. Del.. Meat store.

Make one word that represents every stereotype, niggers, Jew, retard, gay, white trash,  douchebags, Asian, cuts fuck faces assholes and ducks. What if we made one word for all of the "bad words" cause they all pretty much mean that anyway. Just have one word that means bad so i don't have to look at your hair or your skin or your crotch but i can still say that you belong to a specific group of people and that group of people is bad. So which word did i decide to choose, to represent all of the bad we see in others. How about human. How about instead of saying you throw like a girl say you throw like a human (in this set always undersell the first part and overseas the second with progressive over acting untill  crescendo as though all of sipite and malice was pouring out of a pinhole of pandoras box, but at final punch own up to acting deficiencies of inability to capture true moment, then overseas as much as possible ) or instead of hey retard quit hitting yourself, hey human quit hitting yourself you human (spit), or that guy sitting on his porch in Kentucky with a shot gun on his lap and no body around for miles in every direction, just getting more and more afraid of every thing that you are not. Rocking in that chair and instead of saying (deadpan) is that chinamen behind that tree. He can say, is that a human behind that tree. Because isn't that what we are really afraid of when we feel defensive and have to attack with a bad word, maybe with this new word we will be able to better see that what we despise seeing in others we are just afraid that person could be you

John Wayne newton impression

281 330 8004

281 330 8004 mike jones is this generation's tommy tutone

borges

http://wtf.tw/ref/borges.html

Imma cut to the chase. After i blaze and blow a puff in your face, such a disgrace
I ain't even started yet and Im winning the race Im beginning to taste

Cut to chase then cut back to chase flashback/foreword to chase

Name

Show where every body tries to convince someone that he ate something with acid on accident and his come up is on its way

Power=opportunity ability
Brought through money, creativity 48

car crash= cock rash

I saw a homeless guy on the street asking for change. and I wanted to help him out but I couldn't break a hundred

I went to the movies. they had a sign that said "no outside food" so i left my picnic basket in the car

rip

sometimes i get rip taylor mixed up with rip torn

mix and match each set of lyrics with each beat. Turns 10 songs into 55. When pressing album distribute only 10 songs but make it a random 10 including each beat and each lyrics. This increases collectilibility intrigue and the more limited editions will be more desireable.

If on stage and someone is getting accuse them of being addicted but approach it overly sympathetically          Im sorry you have lost so much of your brain and placed it in that device