cursed that all of your dreams come true

rediculous king perspectve. exe. if they don't have bread then why don't they just eat cake?

fly wars

a short story that starts off like the metamorphisis but after becoming a fly, use superio intellect to incite rebellion.

adam sandler

make a website called awesomeo.com that is a random movie plot idea always involving adam sandler.

a short story that starts off like the metamorphisis

my favorite song in the world used to be the ice cream truck, but then one time i met a guy who told me that was his job for 4 years and now he doesn't have a summer memory without it playing in the background so now i have mixed feelings about a song that use to symbolize pure goodness

what is the ignorant perspective? -saying no is an excuse to remain ignorant

do you like good food? you do? darn it, i had a bet going, i thought you liked bad food. like good news for people who like bad news

what would heaven actually have to be for you to be able to enjoy it forever, it would require you to not maintaion a constant perspective

you have to be able to sympathize with the people you hate, cause when you understand someone's motivation its easy to see yourself making the same mistakes.

(racist bit about black women being the strongest race) black women are the reason slavery ended, if you saw lincoln, why did Tommy Lee fight so hard to get slaves free? Cause he had a black woman behind the scenes pulling the strings. Once they got that they still had to put all them weak white woman on their back to get universal sufferage

pop rocks

what's you favorite candy -crowd work based on what candies are better than others similar to dinasour bit.

hunger

i'm sorry, am i making anyone hungry? Well that's ok, I'm making myself less hungry.

duh

in order to change my opinion i just need to hear my perspective reflected back to me by someone stupid and i immediatly begin to disagree.

grass

how much grass would you have to eat in proportion to different animals. What would be the most efficient digestional system? (Photosynehtis)

politeness

-it is not polite to know too much -is the middle ground present between all classes? -life goal, make philisophy polite to discuss -why are money religion and politics sterotypically impolite topis? (a tool of those on top to mantain opression)

memory

memory -accessed through motivation -semantic vs episodic relies on context -synsethetics have extra strong memories

smore core

smore core

what have you made with your hand that's paid you a grand

my favorite candy is pop rocks, more foods should have that effect.

stud

i think calling a girl a slut is equal to calling a guy a stud so its fine that i use it

no choke

what i wrote down flows louder than a smoke cloud, id choke but don't know how

hold up

I don't like asking people I've just met about their lives and who they are, lets just discuss random topics and see how you hold up in conversation before I decide to get emotionally invested in your life story

pro life

aborration- abortion

quarrels

we got quarrels

list of non linear diagnostic tools

umbilical

a character who never had his umbilical cord cut.

white guy born in india moves to us, gets telemarketing job, meets incredulity.

gay gang

i think gay guys should team up and start an inner city gang, they would strike a deep fear in all opposition. this was the unspoken underlying plot in the warriors, everyone dressed in costumes in disguise to pretend to be gay.

explain how learning to cook mexican food is like wax on wax off, you don't think you are learning shit but all of a sudden you know everything

armen

did you know that the most common guy's name in armenia is? Armen, that's like if the most common name in kentucky was kent, other examples

poor ringo

conversation topic, ringo's self esteem

i wanna hold your hand remix

Anthony Chalo

anthony davis is the new frida kahlo

uni cycle

stationary unicycle exercise for balance/core exercise

grand theft

I stole your car and it wasn't even grand theft

choices

make multiple slight variations of the same song over different beats to give the illusion of choice

no fatigue from pull ups

luca parmitano- "I do not fatigue from pulling up"

Guy gets xray glasses that work but still have that stupid swirl so its immediatly obvious to the audience but only gradually so to the girls he's around. We never see his perspective and eventually discover he was just faking

Shade glasses

Shade glasses for seeing in the dark

Rasmussen follow up questions for the street, poll 100 people and do jump cuts for reponsese where you ask them to reiterate the question

math stories with gruesome but removed deaths. exe. you are in a square room with four sheer walls on each side. Each wall is 4 Feet wide and and buried an undetermined distance below the dirt floor. How far down would the prisoner be able to dig in hopes to tunnel under the walls and what type of material would be necessary for which distances. (solution, stairs?) trick question, give an impossible number down to reach and have the solution be that there is no roof and you must build stairs to climb over the walls

if you think of christianity as thoughtfully constructed to help the masses, why is the most important lesson to forgive yourself (through christ)?

Dear abby

An advice column where the advice given is always the same, rediculous advice, set ups become increasingly reach so that advice stays pertinent

autodidact

i'm a self professed autodidact it sounds redundant but actually isn't

podcast idea

podcast that dissects jokes that tow the line of profanity

norm podcast

norm, its guest you have on who don't understand when you are doing a bit who are more interesting to talk to because you can towe the line so well

confidance

confident for rap ignorant confidance for comedy how to be confident (search inside)