Never forget that's my motto. Me and 9/11 have the same motto. Me 9/11 and elephants. That's something that we all have in common.

i had a dream where someone shaved my beard and then blacked it out way thicker and no one believed me

Democrat need to come up with a great hat

I can piss in a pot I got shit in the pan.

The only way I'll retire is as the Michilian Man

Jokes about the difficulties of being a comedy club waitress

If there's a Holocaust museum there should also be an American slavery museum

"Made you look" label maker

Or graffiti

Message in a bottle

"Made you look" on the back of a resume

Made you look your guide

The secret police but it's all gossip.

If someone asks if I can do an impression do Peter Faulk, lazy eye "just one more thing, princess buttercup"

Speak Japanese "coconut, samurau

Bees are made 100% out of honey.

Like humans evolved from the primordial ooze, bees evolved out of honey.

What came first, the honey or the bee? The pollen needs the bee to become honey, but the been needs honey to live.

Too dirty to burn

How come I've never seen old buildings with the old racist plumbing?