What's the most complicated lullaby

Millennials will be the first generation to pull of a quarentine. We've been training in physical isolation our whole lives 

I like whimsy but it's a bit delicate

Prefer eccentricity

Is whimsy feminine and eccentric masculine?

Bad news makes me sleepy

Key and Peele sketch

start with marshawn eating skittles before going out on the field

Then escalates

Candy bracelet

Necklaces made of candy

Ring pops

I'm not usually on the side of promoting the military budget but can we get some emergency spending for the Army Medical Corp?

I have a feeling they're going to be overwhelmed in the next few months

We should have doctor reserves like we have army reserves instead of in case of war, in case of pandemic. 

How many military doctors do we have?

Is it against the law to go in the wrong bathroom

There was a point in my life when my nose was growing into my feild of vision and I thought I was going cross eyed

Absolute values are lazy. They only work half the time

Things in my own words from yesty.

Time is a spiral: asymptote

Set up the background then the person: elepsis

Adjust height/tilt: eyelevel is unoriginal

The thing I'm most impressed with when I see content is if I think "how did they write this"

 or even better if I can see exactly how and it still seems out of reach

"The spiral" is "the asymptote"

How did they write clouds and flowers. It's my favorite part.

One leg vignette :)

It's easier to lie when you're wearing sunglasses

I start a relationship with break-up sex

Reach into opposite back pocket for phone and start spinning around like a dog chasing it's tail

Open set with: "I almost cut my hair... it happened just the other day.

Pro tip: if you don't have a vaccuum, just roll a wheely chair down your hallway and your guests will think you cleaned up for them.

Crime patrol instead of solving crimes with technology, they do it with racism and police brutality

The problem with talking to nerds is that they are uninteresting and the talk too fast. Makes you wanna say "slow down and shit up"

Better corn, pop or pepper?

What's the deal with the Y? You can play basketball and kids can get swimming lessons.

Hannah looks like she'd challenge everyone in this place to an arm wrestling contest and call you a bitch if you said no and. A pussy when when she slams your arm into the table 

Is DC a district in Columbia? How

What's the best shape for a gummy to be in?

Wrong, airplane. You see Americans might have invented the real airplane but the British invented the gummy airplane and we have yet to catch up to that gummy technology.

Hannah's arms 

make her look like olive oile accidentally ate Popeyes sinach.

Makes Popeye after he's eaten his spinach look like Popeye before he's eaten his spinach.