Saturday, August 31, 2019

Write a rap for Ryan renolds about renolds wrap aluminum foil

Wednesday, August 28, 2019

Tuesday, August 27, 2019

A can of lope

The closer you are to the ground the easier you are to kick. They say don't kick a man when he's down but the reason they have to tell you that is because it would be so easy.

Monday, August 26, 2019

Trees are more brown than green. You got to remember the roots. By volume too.

Train crowd to pick up cigarette butts for food. They start taking cigarettes out of people's hands. Loitering around people who smoke.

Saturday, August 24, 2019

Chinese people read backwards so they always know the ending of a story before the beginning

I don't think Trix are for kids. Nobody likes Trix especially kids

Looking up vs looking at the ground

Thursday, August 22, 2019

Tuesday, August 20, 2019

Guy trys to disguise himself and grows a big bushy beard. Girl tries to disguise and gets bangs

Worst thing I ever said during sex. "Little pig little pig let me come inside of you."

The wonderful thing about black people: they're bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun

Monday, August 19, 2019

If each person called you a different name

Or

What if you called everyone the same name. And everyone else did too. Then you wouldn't be known by your name but by the name you call people

Friday, August 16, 2019

Thursday, August 15, 2019

I don't understand baseball uniforms. belts, longs sleeves, layers, hats, mpire uniform
did ben franklin have a wig with a bald patch?

Friday, August 9, 2019

You can't let your cake melt in the rain and have the recipe too

Thursday, August 8, 2019

Start uncovering historical foibles that we "cancel" people for in the modern era .

Until no one is left.

"Foibles of my hero's"

The worst thing done by the  best person.

Tuesday, August 6, 2019

The closer you are to the ground, the easier you are to kick.