How come you don't feel energized when you're in a plane. You have just gained so much potential energy.

A nice climate overrides politics when it come to planning a vacation.
How do politics and climate correlate.

Reason why USA is better than Canada. Canada has less than 1 million Hispanics. That's a pretty small percentage who got to the US, said not for me and kept going. and then  didn't come back again once they realized what terrible mistake they made.

Does it make more sense to have a holiday in someone's honor on the day they were born or the day they die?
Or just put it on a Monday to make it a 3 day weekend. Thanks MLK.
Thanksgiving is even more egregious by choosing a Thursday. Who is not making that a 4 day weekend

Joji slow dancing in the dark Halloween costume

Horny-ental

I'm rarely serious and regularly safecious

I like commercials. I talk more about commercials than TV.

The narcissist therapist who thinks all her clients are narcissist

What if Will Rogers became Rogers and Hamerstein

"an explanation is where the mind comes to rest"

"He had the tenacious sanity of the slightly mad"- Moneyball

How did Trex masterbate. Can't reach

I'm a rude gold word machine

If you could play d&d with any character you want, not just fantasy characters.
What if I could be a 1940's professor from Hebrew university
Or Bruce durn from that John Wayne movie "The cowboys"

I saw this fly earlier today, you'd never guess what it was doing

I don't want to see a movie where the main character is less interesting than the actor who is playing them.

Halcyon Nights, parody of hollywood nights (bob seger)

Vern fonk

Only injured on defense

I drink a lot of water because I like to pee

Bugsy Malone for other movie styles

Shoeless Joe's Jackson but for other sports. Shoeless Joe's Johnson the downhill skiier

Herb wall

Pete Townsend finally finished his project that he was researching for

Kyrie marberry article

Animal House movie ending for every movie

Am I racist because my favorite team is Gonzaga?

Every scorcesee directors cut just has gimmie shelter soundtrack on repeat

The higher you jump up the further you come back down

The orchidometer said I was 20 cc's

Figure out Apex Mt for 100 actors/tresses

Big bad John but instead it's a story about little john

Remake John malkovich rounders scenes with other board games.

Metaphor corner
Meta 4 corner

Two lists of topics
Let the guest chose one from each column
One column sports/topical one column encyclopedic.

I don't believe it's a good idea in general to script dialogue. It takes a really strong actor to be able to use someone else's words as if they were their own, and/or they need to be very well written to be superior.

A sketch comedy show with kid cast about a baseball team but don't get actors and make it real.
Movies spend so much money to do something real just so they can pretend, just do it for real!

Opera Man the movie

Podcast call in show where number is found only in bathroom stalls or other gurilla method.

Instead of "no pun intended" say "no homo-phone"

tyler the creator plays stepin fetchit

i believe every story needs a beginning middle and end, just not in that order- harmony korine

great american choose your own adventure novel

A character who has only seen one movie but they watch it every day

The ground is the dirtiest place I've ever been and I've never really left.

Most lullaby's are for little kids. I need to fall asleep too! Write me an adult lullaby.

I think we should dig a big deep hole in the middle of the desert and put some ocean in it.

Only take selfies with ice cream cones

River dance not as cool as land dance?

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