I don't like martinis and I don't like coffee but I really like an espresso martini

"A man without a plan is not a man"- Nietzsche

Do the mahi get the treats

T-shirt
A floral print shirt with tea leaves

the sun is cold in the middle like a hot pocket from the microwave

Character has to prove they aren't an imbosile so that they aren't forced to be steralized. "Three generations of imbosilles is enough."
Buck v. Bell

Nba could/should double the number of cities. Look how many colleges sell out stadiums. Smaller towns have stronger dedication.

Interview where people ask me questions about my favorite people always choose someone named James. Jimi Hendrix playing for the JB's would be my dream band. Jim Brown football, LeBron basketball, James Joyce, James Acaster, Jim Morrison.

Throwing a James only party would be fun. Girls don't have to be named James, just the boys.

you'r butt is so white that if you were in a dark room and someone lit a canle across the room and your pants were down, you'd get a sunburn in 15 minutes

A "yes dear" audio button voiced by Sean Clements

Chocolate coated hot tamales, or caramel coat

Pet wrapping paper

If people were like tank fish. How much volume does each person need. And/or area. How much open space how far to travel, how much commute how big of a range.

They say kids lauge 127 times a day but that adults only laugh 11. Is the total amount of time still the same? I understand the intensity is stronger with kids but I'd rather not have to cry 50 times a day as well.

I like the song ghost riders in the sky because I'm fine with ghosts as long as they're not on the ground. I don't like ground ghosts, but in the sky?

Halloween edition of bumping mics where everyone is wearing a costume but with all plants so you can more precise jokes. Tell the plants that they're one of a few plants but don't tell anyone else.

Does the devil exhibit the extremes of sin in his own actions. Is he slothful, wrathful, envious etc

Candy/dessert buffet

"who do I want to live longer, the earth or me" Jordan shaver

How come things that are mature and immature are the same types of comedy

Jim Bridger story on panel show