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Most famous death of all time was Jesus. We all know how he died. Very famously. If you don't know, turn to the nearest Italian or Mexican man and ask to inspect at their necklase.
And you would think that after having the most famous death of all time. You'd think
Game of thrones "what kind of God would bring me back just to kille again." George RR Martin, me , and real god. He brought Jesus back for three days just to kill him again
How do you think Jesus died the second time?
Falling down a flight of stairs, tripped on his flip flops.
Monday, October 14, 2019
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Thursday, September 26, 2019
Monday, September 23, 2019
I got in an accident this weekend, now I have scissors for a hand. And what's worse is it's not even cool like Edward scissor hands. I just got the handle end. I can still open it, but not as useful. And even way less useful than a real hand.
the good side of the scissors where I could do some cutting. It's the handle end. And what's even worse? Right handed scissors, which you would think would be good for a right hand, but not if
Saturday, September 21, 2019
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Monday, June 24, 2019
Sat in disabled seat but there was an open one across from me. The next stop Afghanistan vet with a fake leg got on the and I couldn't see until he got on and then he was in such good shape I felt it would have been disrespectful for me to offer my seat. He clearly did not want it.
The bus starts filling up and two girls go forward, realize that all the two seats had been filled up and came back to the front to sit in the other disabled seats. As they were coming back, one says that she doesn't like sitting in those seats because she would feel awkward if a disabled person got on. Then I got to wait for that moment when each of them realized two seats away was a guy with one leg. Very fun to watch.
A few stops later the bus was pretty much full except for a spot by the guy with one leg. The prettiest girl on the bus sat next to him and she didn't realize he only had one leg and when.
Saturday, June 22, 2019
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Wednesday, June 19, 2019
I ll watch bad tv like it's nothin, half hours out the window. But it if you want me to read a book? I need a least 2 references. And good ones. I didn't read Howard Zinn till I watched Good Will Hunting and Matt Daemon recommended it to me (that book will fuckin knock you on your ass). Now that's a Good reference.
I know how I fare at the eye test. At 20 ft without a cover I'd be having a real struggle telling the difference between Karl Knausgaard and Mein Kampf.
Monday, June 17, 2019
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The ground is better than the ocean
When sailors reach land after weeks at sea they kiss the ground.
The main thing I don't like about swimming in the ocean is that you get so wet.
Like maximum wetness.
I mean I went in the ocean this one time, I was soaked.
It's a whole different ground when you're on a boat, gotta get a whole new set of legs. You see, sea legs work on land but land legs don't work that well at sea.
If you have the wrong set of legs when you're at sea, you might vomit.
Monday, April 22, 2019
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Interview where people ask me questions about my favorite people always choose someone named James. Jimi Hendrix playing for the JB's would be my dream band. Jim Brown football, LeBron basketball, James Joyce, James Acaster, Jim Morrison.
Throwing a James only party would be fun. Girls don't have to be named James, just the boys.