My hair has potential for audacity. Unleashable at any moment

Why doesn't a river create static electricity through friction

I couldn't be a doctor because I don't like blood. Doctors are all people who answered the question, "how much do you like blood" with, "I wouldn't mind making it my profession" "I wouldn't mind bathing my hands in it every morning"

There ain't no more adolfs there ain't no more judases there ain't no more cassieses there ain't no more brutuses.
Actually I think Brutus might be making a 2 thousand year come back. I don't know any Brutuses but I feel like they are out there.

Too lazy to go to bed

Shiny Golden garbage bags

Rube Goldberg meets dr kvorkian comic series