Sunday, March 25, 2018

My hair has potential for audacity. Unleashable at any moment

Why doesn't a river create static electricity through friction

Saturday, March 17, 2018

I couldn't be a doctor because I don't like blood. Doctors are all people who answered the question, "how much do you like blood" with, "I wouldn't mind making it my profession" "I wouldn't mind bathing my hands in it every morning"

Wednesday, March 14, 2018

There ain't no more adolfs there ain't no more judases there ain't no more cassieses there ain't no more brutuses.
Actually I think Brutus might be making a 2 thousand year come back. I don't know any Brutuses but I feel like they are out there.

Friday, March 2, 2018