Saturday, December 30, 2017

The back of my hand isn't the body part I'm most intimately familiar with

Saturday, December 23, 2017

Thursday, December 14, 2017

A show called Joe or Franklin where everyone's name is either Joe or Franklin

A show called Joe where everyone's name is Joe.

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

I can forgive myself for not being able to make the audience laugh

Tuesday, December 5, 2017

I'm not taking off no Abraham Lincoln Wednesday. Mlk was born on a Monday let's go with that. If only he had the forsight to be born in February

Do you think being a boy is easier than being a girl?

The power of secrets

Monday, December 4, 2017

Guys don't have purses because they couldn't stop swinging them around

If you have a vendetta with parking meters, have ever eaten 50 eggs, or smoke cigarettes

Guinness record for eating weird things

I want friends who have scores to settle with meter maids

Is there a website for petitions that I could e-sign?

Saturday, December 2, 2017