Thursday, September 28, 2017

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

The next major human evolutionary cleave will be technology based.

All Samsung users die. Everyone who doesn't use T-Mobile dies. Everyone with a cell phone in their pocket dies

I was thinking about inventing time travel today, but I think I'll put it off till tomorrow. No hurry.

Sunday, September 24, 2017

Would you rather be a man or a woman?

Blind vs deaf

Blind you can live in an ugly place, you can have an ugly wife. You can work in a khaki office with no windows. A rocking chair on the porch looking at a sunset iver the ocean and a big brick wall look about the same only one is a lot cheaper.

Respect and mayonnaise

Blind and deaf

If I went deaf I bet I would get a song stuck in my head that I learned before I went deaf, but I only half remembered it and now I will never be able to learn the rest?

History fan fiction like man in high castle

Roll up white board

Fold away podium

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Sunday, September 10, 2017

Friday, September 8, 2017

Monday, September 4, 2017

You ever quit something before you start?  Somehow it still feels good.
Maybe I'll be a doctor. It looks hard. Maybe not.

Sunset blue

Sunday, September 3, 2017

I need to restrain my zealousy

Has anyone ever cared when something sponsors something?  Oh, this game is sponsored by Bud Light? I guess I won't watch the Stanley Cup, NBA on TNT is sponsored by Verizon.

No one ever asks their friend if they show up late, "Hey so who sponsored this game?"

Soap has it's own kind of opera.
How big of an industry is soap?
I think soap should come out with their own type of

Johnson and Johnson is buying Netflix.

Can't we have robot glasses by now?

Saturday, September 2, 2017

Friday, September 1, 2017

I like having problems with easy solutions.  I like being tired. You don't need to go to a doctor to find a solution for that one.
When you're not tired you can't enjoy sleep
I like being hungry because there's so many good solutions.
When you are not hungry you don't get to enjoy eat
Hunger is the greatest seasoning