Story about a boy who stares at the sun and is blind with only in the center. A circle at what would normally be the focal point. It develops this character as one who sees everything at once, able to see without focus or direction.

when you look straight up, on a clear day how high do you see?

If you look out to the sky during a sunset, where is the top? Is it at the horizon. So why don't we feel like the top of the sky is directly above us, like every other time we've prepositioned. Why does the sky feel higher up 'over there' than it does overhead.

If you ask people which direction is the top of the sky.

Shahareizade would be a great Dungeon Master.

Ralph cramden  "strain"

Things that are ugly to look at aren't nearly as bad as things that smell repulsive

My grandmother made me a Cheesecake for my birthday. I said grandma, this Cheesecake tastes different than most Cheesecakes I've had. She said, well I put a special ingredient in it just for you. And I was like, what is it. And she said love. I like Cheesecakes better when they were made without care or individual attention. Like a Cheesecake extruded onto a conveyer belt. Do you know where I could get a Cheesecake from a place like that. Like a Cheesecake factory of sorts.

Have you ever been tricked by a blindfold?

I started a new candy company. I call the candy worthers.

Has anyone ever used an oxygen mask on an airplane or known anyone who has?

Cheesecake factory. You ever ask your grandmother what her secret ingredient is and she says love. What if we made a store that made that bragged about the lack if individual attention or love.

Why are there so many wedding dress stores. I've never been inone and I walked by three just to get here

Protest signs no one disagrees with

Two guys walk into a bar...  And they don't laugh at any of my jokes.

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