Monday, January 30, 2017

What's the difference between trumps Twitter and Roosevelt's fireside chats, between building a wall and the ccc, moving factories locally and the wpa ? Muslim immigration ban and Japanese internment.

What are all the steps that money flows from "the taxes I pay" to "payeing the wages of someone building a road

Saturday, January 28, 2017

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Every "thing" has a name. Namely, "thing". There is a set that contains all things, classified as the set of "things".

Saturday, January 21, 2017

Friday, January 20, 2017

Your girlfriend is so young when you talk all she hears is Charlie Brown's teacher.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

After  25 years of life, going down stairs still isn't a reflex.

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Chocolate MLK

I woke up this morning and I thought it was Milk day. So I was like, that's an easy day to celebrate. So I poured myself a glass of milk. Then I looked at my phone and saw it was MLK day, so I made it chocolate milk.

I'm so white im not even allowed to hear the n-word

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Friday, January 13, 2017

Monday, January 9, 2017

Sunday, January 8, 2017

guy with a crazy name is unable to pass concussion protocol. adopted guy can't pass concussion protocol recent immigrant from war torn country can't pass concussion protocol can't pass concussion protocol inauguration day
Crossing your fingers for the DSM 6

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

I saw a sign on a door that said "Push Or Pull". Thanks for the heads up.

Monday, January 2, 2017

A tv channel that is all sad.
Interviews with kids with cancer

Sunday, January 1, 2017

The next superfruit is called Orenthal

what ages would you want to be when attending the dupont 50 year annual meeting?
8, 58?
19, 69? Yes.