Monday, June 30, 2014
hold up
gay gang
armen
choices
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Wednesday, June 25, 2014
Dear abby
An advice column where the advice given is always the same, rediculous advice, set ups become increasingly reach so that advice stays pertinent
norm podcast
Tuesday, June 24, 2014
Monday, June 23, 2014
Sunday, June 22, 2014
Thursday, June 19, 2014
gene wild
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
louie absurd
Monday, June 16, 2014
optimal cardio exercise
kazaam
Saturday, June 14, 2014
They say jesus died for our sins. What does that mean? If I don't sin did he die in vain? Its like all our sins he put on his tab. You'd feel like a jerk ordering as much as you can, but everyone else seems to be doing it.
It basically means that you can always be forgiven and past bad behavior does not doom you to repeat your actions.
Friday, June 13, 2014
Knees
I went to the doctor to ask him to get rid of these strange bumps on my legs. He said those are your knees (read needs) I said its more of a request.
Sundial
Even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless your clock is a sundial.
The ancient Greeks invented the sundial, but how did they tell time at night?
They'd ask someone in china what time it was over there and add 12 hours
history major jokes
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
sexism-racism
Equate racial separate but equal to sexual, having different bathrooms is wrong. "I had a dream that men and women shared the same bathroom"
Tuesday, June 10, 2014
running theme opening
Monday, June 2, 2014
Down to georgia
The devil went down to georgia, so basically chatlie daniels is saying Georgia is below hell. Like it goes heaven earth hell, then Georgia