Dennis Miller = Richard Belzer

Can you imagine imaginary world can you go in and look around what can you look for what are you looking for in a fish in C's Financial Accounting ridiculousness comedy contradictions lawyers

You ever wonder what people in different stages in time and economic stature would masturebate to. Exe a caveman or darke ages peasent vs king

the king gets to have everyone in his kindom do what he wants so he gets to fantasize about degrading shit make a parade and a holday dedicated. peasants, they just get to fantasize

Free with gold; toy soldiers fight cold war

Would you rather kenny vs spenny type show

Ask hottest girl at bar to be your wingman for second hottest. They compete and you double win

The real tiger woods question is if you think he got girls in school

All I want for Christmas

The most significant gift is one from a poor child

Andy Richter s scale is logarithmic