Sperm whales eat a ton of giant squid everyday

Inside outside

Store that sells stuff for inside and outside a la bed bath and beyond

Iceberg Jim

"no sweat" "you don't know me" more idioms per inch than... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Genet

I feel one of the best ways to learn is allegorically true true life stories

Every thought

" I think I've thunk just about every thought there is in one way or another"
Let me give me you an example I was arguing with my friend Bill he said this and I said that and then I went to the library and I read plato and Socrates and Plato said this Socrates said that it's all the same man

Scale of sin

A scale of sin where you compare sins like sexuality verse incest

After set up of basic weeken at bernie premise, the remainder is carried out as character driven.
Which characters
Guy who want to grab what he can and mak a run, maybe a series of guys making this decision and bailing. These can be used later to come bc sck with plot resources.
People who want to sit tight and figure out

Maybe a note hidden in plain sight with a clue none can read

How 2 win friends

How to win friends and influence people class unexpectedly taught by polar opposite of Carnegie,  possibly trump or p diddy

W2nd paragraph,  blatant dick suck/explination of how louies style is perfect for kids say. Understands importance of seriousness.  Charctoer is ignorant sounding bouard who audience learns through.

Force kids to improv thoughts they xant have thought yet that most adults have.

Top 10 podcast

Get a guest and decide a top ten list. Maybe a different number for a pun title.
What are the rules for lists.
Fitzmaurice top 4 list

Talk show

Heavy topics like, how do you deal with death

Baby stand-up

An infant doing stand-up. Pun

Stand up has been easy for me for a long time. I started when I was 2 and back then the hardest part was just standing up, jokes were always easy

Typical hypocritical

Explanation of hypocrisy behind enjoyment of watching your siblings being punished by parent

Gay Prison

Sketch Idea: a gay only prison. Two directions which each should be guided by sexual explict allowances. 1 everybody is hsppy as and its a gay paradise (shallow).  2 examine the social hierarchy of an all male, homosexual society. (Oz level tv show deep)

Seperate idea: gay prison group that runs the yard cause they rule with the intimidation of rape that can't be used against

Forgive all actions, not motives

I can forgive or understand any action if I imagine the best motivation

Door to door boyfriend

Door to door salesman for becoming a boyfriend to find introverted girls

In and out

fit in an outfit

Fight fire

Firefighters that fight fire with fire due to misinterpreted political advice

Good morning America

A succession of rival shows move in on morning show ny street space

Gravity escalate

Down escalate should be powered by gravity